Hey guys~ It's been long right? Since I last update this blog?
Haha... I'm just too lazy. Like very. I don't really do blogs right now.. Mianhe. xP

Well then, I can tell you what's up with me lately:

1. I began to like orange since last holiday. :D Hence the font colour I'm using now.

2. I like 2PM since last holiday too. To make you familiar, I won't post the picture. Haha.. Apakan~ XD

Au lah, so then if you search their pictures, you will know which member is which. ;D But a warning to all of you, don't take the person named Hwang Chansung! A big no-no. I'll fry you guys if you do. D:<

3. I've been liking Shinhwa lately. Thanks to Ad for introducing me back to Andy, from Xman China Special in 2006 vids. Isn't Andy a sweetheart? lol.. And I just remember few days ago that I bought Shinhwa 10th anniversary dvd. I watched it and boom! I love Shinhwa and proudly to say, I'm a new Shinhwa Chanjo! ;D

In coincidence, Shinhwa official colour is ORANGE! You know what this means? Me and Shinhwa are fated~ hahahaha..

They came in as soon I was in the beginning to like orange! Very very fated~ XD

Gah, I have to do my homeworks. >,> -grumbles-
Until the next update.

- Wani aka 2PM Hottest aka Shinhwa Changjo aka Super Junior E.L.F~ ;D

Labels: 2PM, HCS, orange, Shinhwa

School? It was fine.

E.Lit was okay... Mr. J made us into four groups for an assignment; which was Beatrice, Benedick, Claudio and Hero/Don Pedro. I'm in group Beatrice which includes me, Eqah, Adri, Ruth and Kinah. Eqah is our leader, me and Ruth are the secretaries, Eqah and Adri are both presenter and actresses. Kinah got the artist position much to Ad's dismay(is that even the right word?) because Ad is lazy to do the work(baru kau tauu!! XD).

20 mins before the class finishes, we go through the Much Ado book again and we managed to get until some part in Act 4 Scene 1(we've reached Act 4. YAYY~~ ^^) and I voluteered myself to be the Friar. When I browsed a few pages ahead, I saw this long passage that Friar was talking and I was like 0_0. Like shite maaahn~ I have to read that! NOOOO~

After E.Lit was Geo, and sir was talking about how fast other classes are. We were at river discharge and other classes is on marine. . something (I forgot what sir said =p). Sir said maybe his random talking is the reasin why our class is so slow. XD Apalaah siiir~ You're just fine baah sir. =)

Mib was after that, we start our lesson talking about adat istiadat diraja, but somehow.. it went to our teacher's love relationship. (XD) She said that her husband was her front door neighbour and he waited for her for four years before getting married. . . or becoming into bf/gf. Antah, I don't know..

I hate breaktime. Siti brought this new kinder bueno that maseh alum ada this Brunei(except for di Belait), and ea inda share sama aku!! $#%*&$*%&$^#%@@#%&$^&%^&&$#%@!!!!! Ea taaaa, aku sasak. D:< like kaaan, she ate half of it waaa, then tinggal dua kan tuu. Aku cakap aku mau. EYYHH!! Di makan nya baah dua-dua. %^$@#^#$&)$%!!!

Bio, which was after break, was hell fun!! XD
Mrs. Tan was M-I-A. Ad told me she was since Saturday and tomorrow's practicals have been cancelled. So just now, our BM teacher relieved Mrs. Tan. I say, we have a heck %$$#*($%#^ fun tadi!! We played this game, that I haven't play for awhile now, and there was 6 of guys; me, Ad, Irah, War, Mun, and Azy. Gila baaaa, palui-palui the stuffs we wrote aah~ The first round durang banyak pakai nama ku. TT3TT I don't want to tell you guys what we did, karang manatau ada this person we wrote down his/her name membaca. But random people pulang, so no worries. I'm so we didn't wrote your names down. =)

Last class was Economics. Nothing much happened except we had a debate. XD
Teacher was teaching us about . . . apa banar tu tadi ah.. Oh! Taxation, Subsidy and something something. XP I didn't really pay attention. The last period, teacher asked us to debate. Palui laaah pokok nya. XD Then she told us that next week is her last week teaching here. -horrored face- NOOOOOOO!!! teacher don't gooo!! -sniffs- ='( We're gonna miss you cher.

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I did see 'him' a couple of times here and there, that's it.

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I think that's it for today. (Unless I have something tonight, but I'll report it tomorrow tuu)

Well,
Signing out, Wanee. =)

Labels: biology, breaktime, economics, eng literature, game, geography, him, kinder bueno, MIB, monday

Well, I didn't go to school today. Mum said to rest at home. So yeah..
I'm kinda sad, because I didn't went bowling today. Bowling lagi jarang. =(
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Alright, alright. I'm also a bit sad the fact that I did not see him today.

Happy? TT3TT

Nothing major happened today. . . I guess. Other than the fact that my Aunt's car which was borrow by my grandma to go to the 'ketua kampung' punya house broke down because the battery was 2 years old. And we have to called a mechanic to fix it up.

Is that major?

Anyways, I woke up at 8.30am today. Yes, I always wake up early unless I'm really tired.
I don't have anything to do, so as always, I go online. And went on facebook as usual. Something caught my attention. A game, 'Street Racing' was on my homepage. Darren was playing it. And me, being attracted to cars and all, click on the game. It was fun.. I only hate the part where you have to wait 3 mins for the gas to refill, and that's only one unit rise. Pabo banar! D:<

Other than those, I don't think anything really happened today. Inda ku tau karang malam.

Signing out, Wanee. :)

Labels: broke down, car, facebook, game, him, street racing

You guys know what?
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I think most of STPRI students got the 'Mister Softy' disorder. XD

Most of us, if we go home late or waiting for extra classes to start, we'll go and buy one. Don't cha guys think so?


lol.. Just had to get that out.. Forgive me for my weirdness. >///>

Signing out, Wanee.

Labels: ice-cream, Mister Softy

Last Saturday, we had our annual jogathon. It was fun! (y) :D
The students cheered for their respective houses, the banners, the food, the runners. Apakaaaan~ Aku pun inda tau apa ku cakap kan ane. XD

Well, I'm too lazy to explain from A-Z about that day. I'm just going to tell you guys about the winners. :)

Lower Secondary Winners:
Aku inda ingat siapa tapi Lisha won jua lah.

Upper Secondary Winners:
1. Quini - Amber (20 points. =/)
2. Nazirah - Jade (15 points?)
3. Munyati - Jade (10 points?)
4. Lilah - Sapphire. (5 points?)
Apa neeeee? Upper Ruby sorang pun nada. (Yang top 3 I mean.. :D)

Female Teachers Winners:
. . . . . . Aku inda ingat.. XP
But Mrs. Perry - Jade won first place. And I think Teacher Ivanty - Ruby won some 10+ points..

Male Sirs Winners:
1. Sir Zizul - Sapphire (laju gila baaah! . . . . membuyuk kalee =.=")
. . . Yang lain aku lupa.. But Sir Andy - Jade was in 3rd place, I think..

Overall Winners:
Jade (of berapa points, I don't know)

I forgot others awards.. Oh well, here's the pictures..

Labels: 6th, Amber, Jade, jogathon, Ruby, Sapphire, STPRI, Winners

What can I say?
I think I can only say one thing:
I miss him! ='(

Labels: him, miss

I got this stupid joke from GEM.
I agree with my unnies, I don't want to work in a company like this. XD
Enjoy reading:
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I've just received this notice from my boss today

Effective immediately
NEW OFFICE POLICY

Dress Code:

1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.

2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.

4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness.
If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year.
They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place.
In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls.
At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category.
Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break:

* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.

* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.


Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints,
frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management.

Credits: Serre unnie @ G.E.M. Brunei =3

Labels: jokes, stupid, work

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.

Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy.He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel.

He studied Economics
and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'

The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his best
friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'

The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his
birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations
for?'

One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?'

The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'

The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a disappointment.'


The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him.
And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and
a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.'

Credits to: Serre Unnie @ G.E.M


You guys get the joke right? XD

Labels: G.E.M, jokes

I was bored and my friend lagi bawa be-webcam. After kami tutup aku apa tah lagi.. VAIN-ING!! XD
Tapi bnyak pulang ne, not on the same day. Different time, different days.
Les images:

Labels: emo, me, pictures, vain-ing

1.What's the relationship of you and her/him?
♥ one of my girlfriends.

2.Your 5 impressions towards her/him:=
♥ bagi ku lah ah.. alim, innocent brabis(kalee XD), funneh, uh. . . nda suka mkan nasi katook(lol), kwan ka sila.. [aku na tau apa kn d ckap ^///^]

3. The most memorable things she/he have said to you?
♥ eyh?

4. The most memorable things she/he had done for you?
♥ ntaah ah

5. If she/he becomes your lover, you will
♥ be soooo bangang 0_0

6. If she/he becomes your enemy, you will
♥ be vewy sad.. bru bkwan jd mush chea.. ai~

7. If she/he becomes your love, she/he has to improve on
♥ . . . . . . .

8. If she/he becomes your enemy, the reason is
♥ ah?

9. The most desirable thing to do on her/him?
♥ menyaia on the way blek umah ny

10. The overall impression of her/him
♥ aliiiiiim and innocent(kalee XD)

13. On the contrary, the characteristics you hate of yourself, is
♥ I admit that I'm selfish at times

14. The most ideal person that you want to be is?
♥ . . . . . . . ntah.. nda ku tau

15. For the people who care about you and like you, say something about them?
♥ Thank you very very much

16. 10 people you tag:

♥ [1] ka sils
♥ [2] kaness
♥ [3] kanim
♥ [4] kiko
♥ [5] ka-tun
♥ [6] lynn
♥ [7] war
♥ [8] adeeq
♥ [9] amal
♥ [10] weng

17. Who is no.2 having a relationship with?
♥ i don't know

18. No.3 a male or female?
♥ female

19. If no.7 and no.10 were together, would it be a good thing?
♥ uhhhh

20. How about no.5 and no.8?
♥ haha. ntah ea

21. What is no.1 studying about?
♥ psychology? ntah

22. Is no.4 single?
♥ haha nope. she has matt~ lol

23. Say something about no.6
♥ she's really sporting.. like koreans especially SHINee. she loves to sing and dance.. uh.. too many word to describe her..



Nicu's own post: yg udah buat inda payah lagi ah.. ja=gn nyusah kn diri ane..

1. Each blogger must post these rules.2. Each blogger must begin with ten facts about them.3. Other bloggers who are tagged must also state the rules and ten award to and list their names at the end of this tag.4. It is essentials that a tag is left at their tagboards letting them know the awards they've receive.

Ten facts about me:-
1. I love Nicu so much, even though he's not real. =(
2. I have a habit of 'breaking' my fingers.
3. I cannot be separated with my phone.
4. I like cars. I even want to be a mechanic.. if I can.
5. I have a collection of dolls.
6. I'm addicted to Gaiaonline's zOMG.
7. I like to watch movies repeatly and never get bored.
8. I'm a fan of Boyce Avenue.
9. I like to 'wiki' anything that interested me.
10. I'm annoyed of CT this December.

Ten people i tag are:-
1. Kiko
2. Ka Sils
3. Kaness
4. Kanim
5. Ka-Tun
6. Adeeq
7. si polan
8. dan si polan
9. john doe
10. and jane doe XD

Labels: tagged

I got this from Gaia. Have fun reading. I edited it slightly, there's a surprize at the end of this. -grins evily-

=Survey Starts=
1. What's your name?
- Wani

2. Do you like your name? Why or why not?
- Kinda..

3. What's your favorite color?
- Blue and Black

4. What's your favorite band/singer?
- Many. One of I can think right now is Super Junior

5. What's your favorite song?
- Forever by Chris Brown

6. Do you have any pets? If so, what are they? What are their names?
- Sadly no

7. What color are the walls in your room?
- Pink and Red(I live at my granny)

8. Do you have any siblings? If so, are they older or younger? What gender? How many?
- Yes. Younger, male, only one.

9. Do you hate your life? Why or why not?
- Kinda. It's unfair sometimes

10. What are your fetishes?
- Er.. What's a fetish..

11. Who do you love?
- Nicu!! Xp . . . . Myself

12. Are you a virgin?
- Yeah

13. Do you have any STDs?
- Nope

14. Are you ugly or pretty?
- I'm just so-so

15. Are you fat or skinny?
- Plump x3

16. Are you bulimic/anorexic?
- I don't know

17. What's your favorite food?
- Rice?

18. What labels would you use to describe yourself?
- Angst

19. Do you wish you had more/less friends? Or are you happy with the amount of friends you have?
- More. But I'm happy with the amount I have now.

20. Do you like records, tapes, CDs, or mp3s best?
- MP3s

21. Do you have any talents? What are they?
- Yeah I guess. Drawing, making bracelets, solving the rubik and revenge(kinda) cube, etc..

22. Do you play any instruments? What are they?
- I'm currently learning how to play guitar

23. What song are you listening to right this very instant?
- Maneater by Nelly Furtado

24. Have you ever cybered before?
- Yes >////> years years back

25. Have you ever kissed someone that has the same gender as you?
- No, but I dreamed of one >/////>

26. Are you stupid or smart?
- Smart

27. What kind of music do you like?
- Pop, rock, accoustic.

28. Do you have any regrets?
- Yeah

29. Do you wish you could go back in time to fix all your mistakes?
- I really want to if I can

30. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
- Two boyfriends, but I'm focusing on my studies now

31. Do you hate chatspeak?
- What's a chatspeak? >///>

32. Are you a PM/grammar/anything else Nazi?
- Nope

33. Do you have AIM, Yahoo, or MSN?
- Yeah

34. Do you have your own website?
- No

35. Have you ever hacked or spammed someone?
- No, I don't think so

36. Have you ever lied about yourself online?
- Yeah, years back

37. Have you ever called someone you met online?
- Yeah, years back

38. Do you know how to swim?
- Yeah

39. What is your biggest fear?
- Death

40. What is your stupidest fear?
- Maggots

41. How old are you?
- 14 going 15

42. Do you do your homework?
- Yeah

43. Do you dream at night?
- Sometimes

44. Do you daydream when you're supposed to be paying attention?
- Yeah

45. Do you have a hitlist?
- . . . . ?

46. Have you ever lied to someone?
- Yeah

47. Have you ever had an abortion?
- No

48. Do you like George W. Bush?
- I don't really care

49. Have you ever murdered someone?
- No

50. Do you want to be famous someday?
-Yeah

51. Are you normal?
- Yeah I guess

52. Are you popular?
- I guess not

53. Do you have an iPod?
- Yeah

54. Do you like the color yellow?
- Kinda..

55. Do any colors scare you?
- Nope

56. Are you afraid of the dark?
- Nope

57. Do you have a shadow?
- Yeah

58. Do you have a reflection?
- Ofcourse

59. Are you insane?
- Sometimes

60. Do you have any mental illnesses?
- Nope

61. Have you ever worn a straitjacket?
- Never

62. Do you like domos or ninjas more?
- Ninja since I don't know what Domos is

63. What's your favorite TV show?
- CSI franchise

64. What languages do you speak?
- Malay, English, French

65. What's your favorite movie?
- The Fast and The Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious

66. Who's your favorite actor?
- PAUL WALKER!

67. Have you ever had beer/smoked a cigarette/taken drugs?
- Nope

68. Are you saving sex for marriage?
- Yeah

69. Have you ever touched a condom?
- Nope, saw one before

70. Do you want to get married one day?
- Yeah

71. Are you planning on having children when you get older?
- Maybe

72. I love you. Do you love me?
- Err..

73. Do you like online life or real life more?
- Online

74. Who would like to stay by your side? Family or friend?
- uh. . .

75. What country do you live in?
- Brunei Darussalam

76. Do you cuss?
- I guess so

77. How many floors does your house have?
- Two

78. Do you have your own room or do you have to share it with someone?
- Sharing with my two cousins

79. Are planning on going to/already going to/finished college?
- Yeah

80. What do you want to be when you grow up?
- Either a forensic job(not coroner) or mechanic

81. Do you have a best friend?
- Yeah

82. Do you like talking on the phone?
- No

83. Are you moody?
- Sometimes

84. Do you cut yourself?
- Yeah

85. Has anyone that you know ever committed or attempted suicide?
- Yeah

86. Have you ever thought about killing yourself?
- . . . .

87. Have you ever overdosed on medicine?
- Nope

88. Do you like school?
- Sometimes

89. Do you like cheese?
- Yeah

90. Have you ever eaten part of a human being?
- Nope

91. Do you masturbate?
- uh. . . .

92. Do you watch hentai/porn?
- yeah sometimes >///>

93. How many blog accounts do you have?
- Just one

94. Have you ever stalked someone? If so, where and when?
- I don't remember

95. Have you ever been stalked by someone?
- Dunno

96. What stores do you just have to go to when you go to the mall?
- Bookstore if not DQ or CD stores

97. Do you have job? If so, what is it?
- Nope

98. Do you want to travel to a different country someday? If so, which country?
- Yeah. USA

99. Do you have cable?
- What cable?

100. Do you like VH1 or MTV better?
- MTV

101. What the most embarassing moment you ever had?
- When I was sick long time ago, I didn't realized that my zipper was open.. >///> but hey, I was sick and F.Y.I, I wore short pants under it, same color..


I finished this survey, this is the fun part . . . . Tagging other peoples!

Now now, this is really easy and you have to do it only once, don't tag peoples that already done it. You don't wanna go to their blogs and see the same thing again do you?
So, if you have a long list of friends, I suggest you check who is tagging and who already done it.

I am tagging: Ka-tun, Ka Sils, Kanim, Kaness, Kiko, Lynn and War.

Remember! Don't tag people who already done it.
Hope you find it fun! =D

Dear Ka-Tun(since your the first person who knew about my blog):I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit with me George Bush and his wife and I saw you Sit on my mustard soufflé. I'm sure you're scared enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your Darth Vader-poster to you, but I'll keep Your mom as a memory. You should also know that I Always have felt dirty before Oprah Winfrey imitations. Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
-Wanee-

Lol, tagged by Ka-tun. Is tagging: Ka-Tun back, Ka Sils, Kanim and Kaness.

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics1

2. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family